I felt a little uncomfortable with the way John Voight shook my hand at a recent movie premier. It was one of those handshakes that lasted a little too long. His smile made me feel a bit awkward too.
I kindly smiled and then gave a wink to my publicist. My publicist was able to break us up and get me into my Escalade within minutes. I can’t emphasize how important a good publicist is.
That would make me feel uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteAnd I’m not a big fan of the two-hand handshake. One hand is all I need. Adding the second hand is very unnecessary.
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness,
ReplyDeleteYou can't be too careful with movie stars. He's probably sizing you up as his next lover. Don't fall for it. He could have something catching. You know, an STD...
No, he's straight. And his daughter is hot.
ReplyDeleteVoight wants to play you in a future role. Yes, he wants to do you next.
ReplyDeleteThat does sound a bit awkward. Maybe Jon had too much sin in his life.
ReplyDeleteScrew John Voight, I think I found someone a lot more important!
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No! Don't screw John Voight! I told you: he might have something catching.
ReplyDeletePapa - Mr. Voight looks like your brother! Is it possible you were separated at birth?
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness,
ReplyDeleteMay I ask who confesses you?
I have never trusted him since Deliverence.
ReplyDeletetwo handed handshake is very suspious, look out kind of people.
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