My new BMW X5 SUV is pretty sweet. Terrible gas mileage, but it's free. It would be a terrible offense not to accept it. Besides, I need to look good when I'm cruising the streets of Rome.
You should cruise around and pick up prostitutes and sinners. They can confess to you on the road. That will be going into the highways and byways just like the Bible says.
Is it true that the X5 is going to go to the Vatican police force : http://www.germany-info.org/relaunch/info/publications/week/2005/051007/economy3.html ? Hopefully they can find the time to chauffeur you around in it so you can still "be seen."
You deserve it.
ReplyDeletePope!! Now you allow "secret confessions" online???!! Terrific!! You're the best.
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness: Once upon a time I would have thought you vain-glorious to accept such a vehicle.
ReplyDeleteBut your absence has made my heart grow ever fonder. So enjoy your new ride.
Bless you father.
Pope,
ReplyDeleteI think it's sinful for you to drive a gas-guzzler in the face of global warming. Shame on you!
Your Holiness
ReplyDeleteCan one fit a mini-vending machine on that bike?
yours in service
HP
You should cruise around and pick up prostitutes and sinners. They can confess to you on the road.
ReplyDeleteThat will be going into the highways and byways just like the Bible says.
Is it true that the X5 is going to go to the Vatican police force : http://www.germany-info.org/relaunch/info/publications/week/2005/051007/economy3.html ? Hopefully they can find the time to chauffeur you around in it so you can still "be seen."
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of secret confession I hear you can pack a lot of condoms in the glove box of one of these suvs
ReplyDeleteImage cannot be over-rated in your line of work!
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