Maybe you should seek forgiveness?
Dang! Do you think you will be better tomorrow? Because I could use some divine forgiveness. Maybe call the Vatican chiropractor?
Y'r m'm'nenceYou weren't fussing with that duvet cover again, were you?
That is what you get for deciding that celibicy is a gift. Come on...it is time to admit that the number one selling item in the Vatican pharmacy is Jergins Hand Lotin.
Your Holiness,How, exactly, did you hurt your back. You weren't... er...bending over were you? 'Cause you are so the on top guy. Right?
He got it from kneeling down.
Hate those morning back pains! Bring back water beds, I say. (You could fill yours with holy water!).
You could turn it into a Job story. I would be willing to flog it to PEOPLE magazine for you (for a few dispensations)...
Appreciate you blogging thiss
Maybe you should seek forgiveness?
ReplyDeleteDang! Do you think you will be better tomorrow? Because I could use some divine forgiveness. Maybe call the Vatican chiropractor?
ReplyDeleteY'r m'm'nence
ReplyDeleteYou weren't fussing with that duvet cover again, were you?
That is what you get for deciding that celibicy is a gift.
ReplyDeleteCome on...it is time to admit that the number one selling item in the Vatican pharmacy is Jergins Hand Lotin.
Your Holiness,
ReplyDeleteHow, exactly, did you hurt your back. You weren't... er...bending over were you? 'Cause you are so the on top guy. Right?
He got it from kneeling down.
ReplyDeleteHate those morning back pains! Bring back water beds, I say. (You could fill yours with holy water!).
ReplyDeleteYou could turn it into a Job story. I would be willing to flog it to PEOPLE magazine for you (for a few dispensations)...
ReplyDeleteAppreciate you blogging thiss
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