Sunday, August 21, 2005

Prayer & Meditation

With my stressful schedule in Germany, I’ve been trying to meditate as much as possible. I find that prayer, meditation, and fasting help me cope with my anxiety attacks. My Xanax prescription helps a bit too.

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  1. ALL HAIL THE HOLY XANIX!!

    You should have the company that makes xanix whip up some special pills for you. They could be yellow and white, with your coat of arms on them.

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  2. And you were so relaxed and enjoyed it a lot, and the food was soooo good, porc steak. You loved it!
    And all the young people loving you, must have been a great feeling.

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  3. Pop those pills along with a chilled Mike's Hard Lemonade and you're set. Trust me.

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  4. Your Holiness

    Listen carefully. Do you hear what I hear?


    yours in service
    HP

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  5. Oh, yeah. Good drugs. That's the ticket.

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  6. So that's where the smile came from

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  7. Did you have any trouble suppressing your carnal instincts since from what I could see, the audience contained a sprinkling of attractive young Catholic women-folk?

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  8. Any thoughts of heading to Crawford, Texas?

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  9. Take those pills and you won't need the prayer, fasting or meditation!

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  10. druuuuuuuuuggggsss...........

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  11. Your Holiness, you don't know what you're talking about. You don't know the history of Xanax... I do.
    Xanax, hot Cheetos, and Escalades are only masking your problems, Your Holiness. (Sno-Balls are the real deal though.) What you really need is vitamins and exercise!

    I know you'll say you've got divine wisdom and you're infallible and all... but you're being glib. You don't even know what Xanax is.
    You communicate to people, you know. You've got to be passionate about learning... and passionate about life.

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  12. You were awesome at germany!!!!

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  13. Dear Mr. Pope,
    Tell Tom Cruise to stick to acting and you'll handle being His Holiness, Xanax or no Xanax.

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  14. Dear Mr. Pope,
    I forgot to ask...can you please ask God to "bring Pat Robertson" home? I'm disturbed that ole Pat would suggest the assassination of anyone, let alone the president of Venezuela. Maybe you could give Pat one of your Xanax?

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  15. yeah, advocating the killing off of someone doesn't sound very holy to me. i think mr. robertson has lost his marbles!

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  16. Gotta love that Xanax

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