Your Holiness, Cheetos don't hold a candle to Andy Capp's famous Hot Fries. They've got Andy Capp right there on the package! How can anyone argue with that?
We still need oil, your emminence, to heat our cheetos. Can you bless the ground under the Vatican so that a mega-gusher of oil comes pouring forth from underneath to sustain our cheeto-consuming economy? Bless you. And please bless us.
did they improve the vatican's vending machines your holiness?
ReplyDeleteI never tried them. But if they're good enough for the Pope, guess I better go get some.
ReplyDeletewhatever makes Your Holiness happy.
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness
ReplyDeleteLook at your damn orange fingers.
yours in service
HP
Dear Mr. Pope,
ReplyDeleteI'm the same way with Fruit Loops straight outta the box. I feel your pain.
Kind of reminds you of the fires of hell, don't they?
ReplyDeleteI personally think you wrote this entry so that people would find your blog when they Google on "flamin' hot".
ReplyDeleteThis has to be a sinful treat! Maybe you should give them up for Lent. Why don't you beat the Lenten rush & start now?
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness, Cheetos don't hold a candle to Andy Capp's famous Hot Fries.
ReplyDeleteThey've got Andy Capp right there on the package! How can anyone argue with that?
Try them with a little cannabis incense your holiness, they'll bring you closer to God.
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We still need oil, your emminence, to heat our cheetos. Can you bless the ground under the Vatican so that a mega-gusher of oil comes pouring forth from underneath to sustain our cheeto-consuming economy? Bless you. And please bless us.
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