I forgot to set my alarm clock last night, so I was running late to mass this morning. I not only forgot to shave, but I didn’t eat a proper breakfast.
On the way out my door, I chugged down some orange juice and crammed a Hostess pink snowball down my mouth.
This is probably the worst breakfast I’ve ever eaten in my life.
Pink Snowballs and orange juice should never be joined together. It's like the marriage betweenWhitney and Bobby. It might have sounded good at the time, but it ended up to be a total disaster.
yeah, like Britney and Kevin
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't snort or smoke YOUR breakfast.
btw - is that picture BEFORE or AFTER you ate the snowball?
yours in service
HP
Dear Mr. Pope,
ReplyDeleteBetween the flaxseed and your unfortunate breakfast this morning, it sounds as if you need your own nutritionist. Wouldnt that benefit be covered under the Vatican HMO?
I have the Vatican PPO plan, but it doesn't cover nutritionists.
ReplyDeleteHP, that picture is before it was shoved into my mouth. It makes me sick just looking at it.
Well, duh! Pink and orange! You KNOW those colors don't go together!
ReplyDeleteYou gotta THINK!
Respectly yours, of course.
Ick. Those Snowballs are really gross.
ReplyDeleteAmen on the Whitney/Bobby union, but your breakfast sounded pretty good to me. I hope you didn't drink the OJ just after brushing your holy, yellow teeth.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jevanking (although I didn't spit any water). Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteI'd recommend a coke with that snowball next time.
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ReplyDeleteOne of my Cardinals just told me to never mix malt liquor and pink zingers. It has the same effect.
ReplyDeleteApparently, he was drinking a 40 oz of King Cobra and started eating one of those pink coconut zingers.
Do the pink snowballs look the same going out as they do going in?
ReplyDeleteThat would be a miracle that would clench your sainthood!
yeah, milk or coke would've been a better chaser for the snowball.
ReplyDeletePoor Pope!
It would be awesome if you could get your Vatican crest or logo incribed on these snowballs. Just think the money that would come your way. I know you have worldly virtues, and are not a capitalist, but it could mean more money for the Church. Think about it!
ReplyDeleteI heard the pope was behind all this gas price crap...
ReplyDeleteRule of thumb most holy faddah...if you dip what you're going to eat into what you're going to drink and take a little taste and it's awful, the two probably won't have a happy union in your tummy either.
ReplyDeleteI think that's how the whole cookie dunking business got underway.
Most Holy Father,
ReplyDeleteMay I recommend drinking orange juice immediately after brushing your teeth? Wonderful taste combination.
Your Servant,
GodlessMom
Another terrible combination:
ReplyDeletecranberry juice and cheetos
actually, one of those snowballs dipped in jagermeister would be truly unholy combination mr. holy father.
ReplyDeletebut i fear the after-effects of such a combination could never be as bad as watching the bobby brown-whitney reality show!
You intend to tell me that the Bybull doesn't have the word "pink" in anyplace. No S'mores? No campfire songs? No cowboys? No dreamers?
ReplyDeleteGood Job! :)
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