I am OUTRAGED for you! How DARE someone pretend to be the Pope? I'm soooo glad that you are getting your legal team on this.
And whoever-it-is even used your real picture! It's just beyond belief!
BTW, I never really noticed those big ears before, Holy tuna. I hope they don't grow any more. I've heard that ears keep growing. Not tryin' to scare you or anything.
He'll get his readers. He'll get his TV show. He'll get his money from the t-shirts. But you'll get the satisfaction of having the biggest ears in The Vatican. That ain't so bad, eh?
Yes, I have had someone pretending to be me in blogsville too. I totally sympathize with you. When I finish with these appeals, I will represent you, if you promise to give me (1) blessings for tomorrow, and (2) card blanche to your vending machines.
Barbara, you're hired. I will say many prayers for you tonight. I will also light several candles in the Vatican just for you. I'll mail you out a special card that will give you access to all the vending machines in the Vatican.
how could they commit such a heinous act your popeness?? you're a very unique individual. first you were john ratzenberger the actor where we loved you as Cliff Klaven in "Cheers," then you've graced us once again as pope!
Your holiness, I don't know if you stand a snowball's chance in ...um... Hades. I think you have 'celebrity status' so it's open-season.
Perhaps you should beat them at their own game, and come out with some brands and lines of your own. I think the Pope Joe label would be popular, especially if you blessed each piece.
It seems that t-shirthumor.com is selling your idea on shirts!!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if you should be flattered - as some think flattery is a compliment. Me no, go kick their heiny. You're the real deal.
ReplyDeleteI predicted you`d have nothing but problems filling out this job. Why don`t you quit. At least you can be buried at home in Bavaria.
ReplyDeleteHe shouldn't be allowed back in Germany.
ReplyDeletec.t. --thanks for letting me know about the shirt.
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness,
ReplyDeleteI am OUTRAGED for you! How DARE someone pretend to be the Pope? I'm soooo glad that you are getting your legal team on this.
And whoever-it-is even used your real picture! It's just beyond belief!
BTW, I never really noticed those big ears before, Holy tuna. I hope they don't grow any more. I've heard that ears keep growing. Not tryin' to scare you or anything.
My ears have always been large, and it's something that has bothered me my whole life. My therapist tells me not to let it get to me.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about imitation...and all that. Anyway sue their asses !
ReplyDeleteYou don`t like competition?
ReplyDeleteMartin, I said Bavaria and not Germany.
ReplyDeleteThe mocking-birds are mocking too much?
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness
ReplyDeleteHe'll get his.
He'll get his readers.
He'll get his TV show.
He'll get his money from the t-shirts.
But you'll get the satisfaction of having the biggest ears in The Vatican. That ain't so bad, eh?
yours in service (and glad I could help)
HP
Yes, I have had someone pretending to be me in blogsville too. I totally sympathize with you. When I finish with these appeals, I will represent you, if you promise to give me (1) blessings for tomorrow, and (2) card blanche to your vending machines.
ReplyDeleteBarbara, you're hired. I will say many prayers for you tonight. I will also light several candles in the Vatican just for you. I'll mail you out a special card that will give you access to all the vending machines in the Vatican.
ReplyDeletehow could they commit such a heinous act your popeness?? you're a very unique individual. first you were john ratzenberger the actor where we loved you as Cliff Klaven in "Cheers," then you've graced us once again as pope!
ReplyDeletegeorge wendt never had it this good!
Your Holiness
ReplyDeleteThat was YOU in Cheers? I didn't know. Is there a reason the bartender was named Woody?
yours in service (hmmmm...)
HP
Your holiness, I don't know if you stand a snowball's chance in ...um... Hades. I think you have 'celebrity status' so it's open-season.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you should beat them at their own game, and come out with some brands and lines of your own. I think the Pope Joe label would be popular, especially if you blessed each piece.
I would make bets on your ability to out-kneel that imposter.
ReplyDeleteNike is copied, Adidas is copied,
ReplyDeleteRolex is copied. Benedikt is copied.
So what? Quality has it`s price.
Hey! they guy who posted above stole my name!!!! imposter!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGenius cannot be contained.
ReplyDeleteYou should see it in the right perspective. These problems won`t last much longer.
ReplyDeletehi Pope Joe
ReplyDeletehow di?
i have added a link to your blogspot on mine - used your bunker sticker for the link!
you mind?
PS - ADD COMMENTS IF YOU'D LIKE BUT PLEASE MAKE SURE THEY ARE IN CONTEXT!
These guys can pretend to be you, but they'll never be you, Your Holiness.
ReplyDeleteNo one could ever have a car as cool as yours. I mean, come on! You're the freakin' Pope! :D
wwhen will the pop comment on my blog
ReplyDeleteaw, it's hard when you're so popular that people would copy you.
ReplyDeleteWell, try to think of it as appreciation for you :)
K