Go relax in the hot tub, stick your butt up by the jets. You'll be fine.
Don't your robes get caught in the wheels?Make sure you don't get in the hot tub with that rude cardinal that tried to get you to turn up the jets the last time
Old age is hitting you.
You might want to try Pilates instead. I find it makes my butt hurt, but with less of the sweating.
Some good ideas. I should probably remove my holy garb when taking that class.I've never thought about Pilates.
Your Holiness, you've got to stick with it! The pain does get less or so I've been told, I think about exercise that does me good! Removing the vestments will help too surely the papal tailor can make you a simple white exercise outfit.Jane
Jane,Thank you for the encouragement. And yes, I'll need a new exercise outfit. Let me talk with my tailor. I wan't something to keep me dry during the workout.I also need something to hide my white skin.
It's supposed to be a stationary bike, but it seems more like some sort of medieval torture instrument.
Maybe you need to install a hot tub in your Escalade. Have a Cardinal drive you home. Just a thought.
Come to think of it....Pilates do sound a bit more holy than spinning. Maybe you should do Pilates.
Pontias Pilates?
Or is that Pontius?Whatever
Holy Father,I thought a spin class would be about putting "spin" on your pronouncements. You are a politician, no?Respectfully yours,
Holy Father,I forgot to say, "Sorry about your butt."
yo pope have u ever felt desirious over any of the ladies u blessed
Did you stop at the vending machine on the way out?
The Vatican Health Club vending machine is terrible. It's loaded with stuff like granola bars and trail mix. I can't find any Hostess products.
screw the vending machine your holiness. just hide some ho-ho's under your pointy hat!
Go relax in the hot tub, stick your butt up by the jets. You'll be fine.
ReplyDeleteDon't your robes get caught in the wheels?
ReplyDeleteMake sure you don't get in the hot tub with that rude cardinal that tried to get you to turn up the jets the last time
Old age is hitting you.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to try Pilates instead. I find it makes my butt hurt, but with less of the sweating.
ReplyDeleteSome good ideas. I should probably remove my holy garb when taking that class.
ReplyDeleteI've never thought about Pilates.
Your Holiness, you've got to stick with it! The pain does get less or so I've been told, I think about exercise that does me good!
ReplyDeleteRemoving the vestments will help too surely the papal tailor can make you a simple white exercise outfit.
Jane
Jane,
ReplyDeleteThank you for the encouragement.
And yes, I'll need a new exercise outfit. Let me talk with my tailor. I wan't something to keep me dry during the workout.
I also need something to hide my white skin.
It's supposed to be a stationary bike, but it seems more like some sort of medieval torture instrument.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need to install a hot tub in your Escalade. Have a Cardinal drive you home.
ReplyDeleteJust a thought.
Come to think of it....Pilates do sound a bit more holy than spinning. Maybe you should do Pilates.
ReplyDeletePontias Pilates?
ReplyDeleteOr is that Pontius?
ReplyDeleteWhatever
Holy Father,
ReplyDeleteI thought a spin class would be about putting "spin" on your pronouncements. You are a politician, no?
Respectfully yours,
Holy Father,
ReplyDeleteI forgot to say, "Sorry about your butt."
yo pope have u ever felt desirious over any of the ladies u blessed
ReplyDeleteDid you stop at the vending machine on the way out?
ReplyDeleteThe Vatican Health Club vending machine is terrible. It's loaded with stuff like granola bars and trail mix. I can't find any Hostess products.
ReplyDeletescrew the vending machine your holiness. just hide some ho-ho's under your pointy hat!
ReplyDelete