My afternoon readings consist of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, the essays of Ruskin, and the Holy Scriptures. My rusty knowledge of Middle English keeps me from reading Chaucer at a healthy pace.
Ruskin keeps my mind spinning, and I must admit that I've drifted off to sleep several times while reading his writings on "The Pathetic Fallacy." I'm not going to pretend that Ruskin is easy--not even close. It takes a lot of work to read Ruskin! Whereas most literature requires a sharp steak knife, Ruskin requires a pickaxe. He makes my mind dizzy at times. It's like drinking a 40-ounce bottle of malt liquor.
Now, I need to prepare for Mass.
I didn't know that Teddy Ruxpin was an author!
ReplyDeleteI know you've got a good handle on the Holy Scriptures, and I'm sure you find both meaning and humor from the Canterbury Tales. I love those stories, but they are a little harder to get through than, let's say, the Secret Garden. As for Ruskin...over my head, sorry.
ReplyDeleteYou should read "Angels and Demons." It takes place in and around Vatican City, and you could moonlight taking tourists around on the Dan Brown tour of the Holy City. Of course, all tours would conclude in the gift shop, where there'd be Pope Soap On a Rope and Pope Pez heads available for purchase.
ReplyDeleteI need to know one thing did you have any one to one meeting with Higher Being, Does God converse with you...
ReplyDeletePlease let me know....
Also can you predict the future??
Wow, Pope Joey, I had no idea you were so deep! Perhaps you should try Harry Potter.
ReplyDeleteI used to drink Schlitz Malt Liquor. Great stuff. But they only had 24oz. cans.
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ReplyDeleteThe Poe might want to think about taking anonymous posts. Except from me of course.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that anonymous would call your holiness an "ass hole." Outrageous.
ReplyDeleteOf course, you'll forgive him/her because you're so holy. Really, you should have a serious talk with God about this person.
Anonymous, by it's very nature, cannot be a him/her.
ReplyDeleteCan't be a him because IT doesn't have the balls to be identified. Can't be a her because IT doesn't have balls anyway.
Anonymous must be an IT.
I can't imagine a good Catholic speaking those words.
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