tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post112147060044397347..comments2023-11-21T09:29:22.585+01:00Comments on Ask the Pope: Weighty MattersUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121711245858939972005-07-18T20:27:00.000+02:002005-07-18T20:27:00.000+02:00Get on a frickin' diet, lardass!Get on a frickin' diet, lardass!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121637428191275992005-07-17T23:57:00.000+02:002005-07-17T23:57:00.000+02:00jolly or jelly????????????jolly or jelly????????????Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121606629338901822005-07-17T15:23:00.000+02:002005-07-17T15:23:00.000+02:00I believe the apostles travelled around by foot. M...I believe the apostles travelled around by foot. Maybe you should do likewise. Sell your Escalade, donate the proceeds to the poor and walk. Soon, you would lose the 'jolly' status.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121558906239191722005-07-17T02:08:00.000+02:002005-07-17T02:08:00.000+02:00Your Holiness,You could diet...OR, you could just ...Your Holiness,<BR/><BR/>You could diet...OR, you could just decree that your statues be made NOW under YOUR supervision.<BR/><BR/>You would see to it that you are remembered as thin, even if you never get thin.<BR/><BR/>You do look happy. Maybe you could campaign for being remembered as gay.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121552837620309132005-07-17T00:27:00.000+02:002005-07-17T00:27:00.000+02:00you should commission a redesign of the pope outfi...you should commission a redesign of the pope outfit to a new "sport-utility-extreme-pope suit." that would allow you to engage in extreme sports, mountain climbing, biking, swimming, hockey, etc. no more round and flabby! <BR/><BR/>those robes you wear man are totally unrealistic for anything outside of doing small pope-type gestures and mass.jamwallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115211842136515855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121545395596278112005-07-16T22:23:00.000+02:002005-07-16T22:23:00.000+02:00I like the word "Jolly" fit you!I like the word "Jolly" fit you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121524991258213302005-07-16T16:43:00.000+02:002005-07-16T16:43:00.000+02:00I could kill for Harry Potter's little waistline.I could kill for Harry Potter's little waistline.adminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258844911051915055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121511495808730432005-07-16T12:58:00.000+02:002005-07-16T12:58:00.000+02:00Oh yes! Glad to see you stopped by Brad's blog cuz...Oh yes! Glad to see you stopped by Brad's blog cuz he offers much sound advice about everything under the sun and he always includes links. <BR/>Please forgive me, your Holiness, I have strayed from your site for a long while now, but it's the devil... he's been keeping me at the office and under much duress mind you. Freaking devil.Weary Haghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809105824011470783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121510178370713552005-07-16T12:36:00.000+02:002005-07-16T12:36:00.000+02:00Perhaps you could ask Harry Potter how he stays so...Perhaps you could ask Harry Potter how he stays so slender.Cincy Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13040117285597647005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121488997992558102005-07-16T06:43:00.000+02:002005-07-16T06:43:00.000+02:00The Jolly Pope may not be as good as the Joyful Po...The Jolly Pope may not be as good as the Joyful Pope, but things could be much, much worse.<BR/>You could be called the Big-Boned Pope or, God forbid, the Homely, Chubby Pope.<BR/>Count your blessings, dear corpulent one.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121485182124793742005-07-16T05:39:00.000+02:002005-07-16T05:39:00.000+02:00Shortly after satan commented on my blogI quit for...Shortly after satan commented on <A HREF="http://www.bschneider5.blogspot.com" REL="nofollow">my blog</A>I quit for over a month. Would you mind giving me a blessing and casting the devil from my quest for online popularity?bschneider5https://www.blogger.com/profile/12702051806921320420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121481378886976182005-07-16T04:36:00.000+02:002005-07-16T04:36:00.000+02:00Just decree that EVERYONE else in the Vatrican mus...Just decree that EVERYONE else in the Vatrican must be fatter than you.The Lazy Iguanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12826083852416577162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121472723596228702005-07-16T02:12:00.000+02:002005-07-16T02:12:00.000+02:00...er, that's apostles. My puppy jostled me as I w......er, that's apostles. My puppy jostled me as I was typing. Sorry, sir.Saur♥Krauthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01160101729455178399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121472693644699882005-07-16T02:11:00.000+02:002005-07-16T02:11:00.000+02:00Well, it's not really your fault, Your Holiness. ...Well, it's not really your fault, Your Holiness. The aposotles didn't have access to snowballs, so the comparison isn't fair.Saur♥Krauthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01160101729455178399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121471698653120832005-07-16T01:54:00.000+02:002005-07-16T01:54:00.000+02:00I suppose.I suppose.adminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258844911051915055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12342497.post-1121470931179195842005-07-16T01:42:00.000+02:002005-07-16T01:42:00.000+02:00Your HolinessMaybe you should consider adjusting t...Your Holiness<BR/><BR/>Maybe you should consider adjusting the contents of your vending machines. While you're at it, take the vending machine out of the Escalade.<BR/><BR/>yours in service<BR/>HPdAAvehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10378341182741173178noreply@blogger.com