Wednesday, February 08, 2006

20-Minutes with Laura Bush

I have a 20-minute meeting scheduled with Laura Bush tomorrow. She requested to meet with me because she loves my new book. I try to meet with my fans whenever I get a chance, but it gets tough with my hectic schedule.

She was a bit disappointed that I could only meet with her for twenty minutes, but that’s the way it must be. I’m a busy Pope. I have souls to pray for so they can get out of purgatory.
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17 comments:

  1. lorem ipsum2/09/2006 1:20 AM

    How come she gets an advance copy? Amazon won't ship it till February 14.

    I think she's lying. The librarian thing has got to be a sham.

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  2. Anonymous2/09/2006 2:13 AM

    I noticed there's been no mention of George reading the book, Too hard? I guess he is still reading "My Pet Goat".

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  3. sidcruise2/09/2006 10:12 AM

    Are you really the Pope cos you are seriously funny ..well you can charm the gurks!

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  4. Anonymous2/09/2006 2:12 PM

    I have read almost half of Deus Caritas Est. Deep suff...

    By the way, I got my copy for free last Friday. It came in the diocesan newspaper. I hope you are still getting your royalties.

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  5. Niel2/09/2006 5:10 PM

    You do realize that she is an Episcolian! HERETIC!! I hope you are going to try to convert her to the only correct way to worship JC.

    Is Jenna coming too? I would hope so she seems so awesome! Unlike her stick in the mud sister Barbara.

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  6. Bulworth2/09/2006 5:15 PM

    She should be grateful she's getting 20, Your Holiness.

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  7. Mimey2/09/2006 6:34 PM

    Glad to hear you don''t waste your papal time, but keep busy thinking about those tormented souls. Someone has to!

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  8. foodiechickie2/09/2006 7:31 PM

    Wait didn't you eliminate purgatory?

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  9. TLP2/10/2006 2:58 AM

    Your Holiness, anyone else would be thrilled with 20 minutes of your time. She's a b*tch to question you.

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  10. Trudging2/10/2006 2:35 PM

    Yeah, I thought you eliminated purgatory too!

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  11. Bulworth2/10/2006 5:25 PM

    His Holiness only eliminated Limbo. Purgatory is still in fine shape.

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  12. Saur♥Kraut2/11/2006 9:09 PM

    I hope you're not praying for anyone without being paid for it. That's Catholic tradition, you know. After all, you're worth it! ...Perhaps you should charge Laura, too...

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  13. Rob Seifert2/12/2006 10:17 PM

    20 minutes is more than I would grant her...

    RCS

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  14. neha2/13/2006 9:14 AM

    hi i have just added a link to your blog, please let me know if you mind

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  15. BarbaraFromCalifornia2/13/2006 9:32 PM

    Praying for those in the Bush administration along could take you the rest of your life!!

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  16. Jamie Dawn2/14/2006 2:46 AM

    Have a Happy Valentine's Day!! Eat some chocolate and go dancing.

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  17. JBlue2/15/2006 11:33 PM

    Your holiness, Laura Bush is Methodist. The Shrub converted when he married her. Shrub, Sr., and the Quaker Oats lady are Episcopalians. Just thought I would set that record straight. Don't know why I care, really...?

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