has the vatican's legal counsel found what you're doing yet and gotten a cease & desist order issued? this stuff is hysterical. it might make a convert out of me yet.
Dear Mr. Pope, For the pedicure, I highly recommend the heated massage chairs that some of the better salons have available. Nothing like a warm & toasty butt massage while having someone worship...er, work on your feet.
Do you go for a straight buff, or do you "queer eye" it a bit and go the gloss or french polish?
ReplyDeletehas the vatican's legal counsel found what you're doing yet and gotten a cease & desist order issued? this stuff is hysterical. it might make a convert out of me yet.
ReplyDeleteLuca, I'm ao glad that a newspaper has finally acknowledged my gift of healing. This will help me become a saint much quicker.
ReplyDeleteI can't heal and tell. It's a papal secret.
Make sure they use one of those razor things on your heels. I'm sure you have a lot of hard, dead skin there.
ReplyDeleteIt's time you did something for yourself, make sure to listen to some of your favorite music and relax.
ReplyDeleteYou should be able to get a pedicure. Some guy could be under your desk doin' you while you write your next speech. The hands could get done later.
ReplyDeleteI dunno. My pedicures are almost sensual. Wouldn't getting a pedicure be a sin of the flesh?
ReplyDeleteDon't you have people to do that.
ReplyDeleteCourtney is RIGHT! You really MUST get your nails done. TODAY.
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. Pope,
ReplyDeleteFor the pedicure, I highly recommend the heated massage chairs that some of the better salons have available. Nothing like a warm & toasty butt massage while having someone worship...er, work on your feet.