I almost spilled myself onto the computer keyboard yesterday when I saw this picture of you. I thought that was damn funny. But I was also a little freaked out. I thought, "Dude, seriously?!" Then I guess it's really cold, so you are excused. Perhaps you might wanna try a white papal beret next time. It's more hip.
Dear Mr. Pope, You look like a "right jolly old elf". Santa would be proud. Just look at that merry twinkle in your eye! Please tell Jesus I said Happy Birthday.
i don't understand why they put you in such a pagan hat. i would rather you wear a long flowing robe and grow a beard if youre going to dress up for the holidays.
That's not really the most flattering angle for your nose. If you call Lancome, they have some cream that will work wonders on your crows feet. Are you sure your publicist isn't really working for Billy Graham?
Oh dear. I sure hope there aren't any kids around when this picture was taken..
ReplyDeleteyou are so sweet...
ReplyDeleteDear Holy Father,
ReplyDeleteI almost spilled myself onto the computer keyboard yesterday when I saw this picture of you. I thought that was damn funny. But I was also a little freaked out. I thought, "Dude, seriously?!" Then I guess it's really cold, so you are excused. Perhaps you might wanna try a white papal beret next time. It's more hip.
Sincerely,
A cup of coffee
Dear Mr. Pope,
ReplyDeleteYou look like a "right jolly old elf". Santa would be proud. Just look at that merry twinkle in your eye! Please tell Jesus I said Happy Birthday.
Holy methane gas, Batman! It looks like Popie is about to pass some!
ReplyDeleteYour publicist...would that be Tom Cruise's sister, by any chance?
ReplyDeleteI need a young priest and an old priest...
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas
ReplyDeleteNow, that's what I call donning gay apparel.
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness,
ReplyDeleteSorry to tell you, but...your publicist lied. You don't look young in that photo. You don't look merry in that photo. BURN IT.
You kind of look like the Grinch...Well at least now you are all set with a Halloween costume!
ReplyDeleteI thought they buried John XXIII with that hat. Did you forget 'Thou shalt not steal,' Bennie?
ReplyDeletei don't understand why they put you in such a pagan hat. i would rather you wear a long flowing robe and grow a beard if youre going to dress up for the holidays.
ReplyDeleteThat's not really the most flattering angle for your nose. If you call Lancome, they have some cream that will work wonders on your crows feet. Are you sure your publicist isn't really working for Billy Graham?
ReplyDeleteThe Grinch is exactly dead on. I'm sorry, Papa Joe, but this one is a no go. Mount Krumpet all the way...
ReplyDeleteIs this why so many believe that you or the next reigning pope may be the antichrist? You look like a demon from hell. Tbird
ReplyDeleteThat is the anti-christ
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