try some hairspray on your robes.
Isn't that just the Holy Spirit giving you little 'kisses'?A nun told me that once....
I agree with Haiku John. I thought it must be the power of the Holy Spirit. You should really get it going and touch other people and shock them.
Your Holiness,On the static cling stuff: Your skin must be all dried out. Use some lotion on your legs.Today I saw a photo of you in red loafers. You might want to rethink that.
I think this is related to the soap sliver thing, your Holiness.Do the liquid soap thing--with moisturizers. At least in winter, it really helps.Hey, I solved your little hotel bottles of shampoo problem. Just get a manly scent.
It's the weather. This, too, shall pass. Hey, you're in Newsweek this week stepping out in your red Pradas. Fancy.
Jesus went barefoot.
Bennie, I mean Joe, have you tried Static-Gard? It smells funny, but will get rid of the static cling as well as all those annoying hangers-on.Love your blog. Thanks for bringing the Vatican into the fourteenth century.
try some hairspray on your robes.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that just the Holy Spirit giving you little 'kisses'?
ReplyDeleteA nun told me that once....
I agree with Haiku John. I thought it must be the power of the Holy Spirit. You should really get it going and touch other people and shock them.
ReplyDeleteYour Holiness,
ReplyDeleteOn the static cling stuff: Your skin must be all dried out. Use some lotion on your legs.
Today I saw a photo of you in red loafers. You might want to rethink that.
I think this is related to the soap sliver thing, your Holiness.
ReplyDeleteDo the liquid soap thing--with moisturizers. At least in winter, it really helps.
Hey, I solved your little hotel bottles of shampoo problem. Just get a manly scent.
It's the weather. This, too, shall pass. Hey, you're in Newsweek this week stepping out in your red Pradas. Fancy.
ReplyDeleteJesus went barefoot.
ReplyDeleteBennie, I mean Joe, have you tried Static-Gard? It smells funny, but will get rid of the static cling as well as all those annoying hangers-on.
ReplyDeleteLove your blog. Thanks for bringing the Vatican into the fourteenth century.