Friday, November 11, 2005

My Soap Dilemma

At what point should I throw away my bar of soap? I use the soap until it becomes this thin potato chip like thing--but then it's practically impossible to use.

I try and blend it in with a new bar of soap, but it never works. It just ends up slipping out of my hands.

One of my Cardinals told me that I should switch to liquid soap, but it doesn't make me feel as masculine.
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous11/11/2005 3:58 AM

    Your Holiness:

    kindly enlighten me as to why would liquid soap make you feel like you compromised your masculinity?

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  2. Anonymous11/11/2005 5:08 AM

    Mr. Pope,

    You should try liquid soap with one of them poofy things. You'll be smiling more.

    Yours,
    garden kitty

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  3. dAAve11/11/2005 11:53 AM

    Your Holiness

    If your masculinity is the issue, you have much larger problems than using liquid soap. Take a hard look at that silly dress you wear. C'mon, Popester!

    Save the liquid soap for the altar boys.

    yours in service
    HP

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  4. TLP11/11/2005 3:43 PM

    Your Holiness:

    Pope-on-a-rope is the answer. At better stores everywhere, you can buy soap-on-a-rope. Well, you should invent soap which is in your holiness' likeness, and put it on a rope like soap-on-a-rope.

    As a side note, you should NOT ever bend over to pick up soap in the shower. I mean, you live with priests! Get a grip! On the soap and on reality.

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  5. Anonymous11/11/2005 7:03 PM

    Dear Mr. Pope,
    Helpful household tip: Procure one of those knee high nylons and drop all your soap slivers in there. After a period of accumulation, you will have a comingled soapy mass to use, and an exercise in frugality (futility?). Happy soaping.

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  6. Pseudo-intellectual lunatic11/12/2005 3:52 AM

    grinding the hardened slivers into a crummy paste is great-you feel kinda 19th century-iesh

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  7. Jamie Dawn11/12/2005 5:09 AM

    They make manly smelling body washes that have granules in them. You will feel rough and tough as you scrub your holy bod. If you prefer soap, throw it away when it starts to bend.

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  8. Gary11/12/2005 7:18 AM

    I would save the wafer thin soaps, dry them out.. and use them as communion wafers for children who have used the Lord's name in vain.

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  9. TLP11/12/2005 5:41 PM

    Ohhhhh. Good one gary!

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  10. Åñèè§å11/14/2005 4:52 AM

    LOL @ Gary
    may be ur just not stickin the thin piece of soap on the new 1....

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  11. Ayatollah Mugsy11/15/2005 6:01 AM

    I heartily recommend Hartz Groomer's Best Puppy Shampoo. It will keep your coat shiny and soft. You are God's Rottweiler, correct?

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  12. Anonymous11/27/2005 8:24 PM

    I'm with Gary on this one.

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