Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I put too much flaxseed in my cereal this morning. That extra scoop was not such a good idea.
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20 comments:

  1. TLP6/23/2005 2:09 AM

    So Holy Father, are you saying that an extra scoop equals extra poop?

    I ask that in a respectful way, of course.

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  2. GodlessMom6/23/2005 3:47 AM

    Most Holy Father,

    Better flaxseed than ExLax brownies!

    Your servant,
    GodlessMom

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  3. The Lazy Iguana6/23/2005 5:02 AM

    Better upgrade that Vatican toilet paper soon.

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  4. jamwall6/23/2005 5:15 AM

    holy shi....

    oops!!!....i actually meant to say..
    holy flaxseed batman!!!

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  5. Anonymous6/23/2005 10:13 AM

    Dear Sir,
    The possibilities for endless pope poop jokes are boundless. I'll refrain.
    Respectfully,
    The Pagan

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  6. Weary Hag6/23/2005 12:31 PM

    Pope-a-rhea. That'll get ya every time.
    Hope the plumbing at the Vat is up to par.

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  7. Anonymous6/23/2005 6:25 PM

    Have a happy!

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  8. Lara6/23/2005 11:15 PM

    LOL That will make for a fun day, any day! I feel bad laughing, but...well, it's funny shit. Haha! Shit! Get it?

    Sigh.

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  9. Lila6/24/2005 4:42 AM

    You gotta be careful with that stuff, man.

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  10. Thister6/24/2005 4:14 PM

    I second what aral peppermint patty pez said.

    LOL!

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  11. Anonymous6/24/2005 9:19 PM

    as it made you feel funny in the head?

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  12. TLP6/26/2005 7:26 AM

    Time to come back!

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  13. Thister6/26/2005 5:24 PM

    Maybe because his Holiness is still stuck in the bathroom?

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  14. Anonymous6/26/2005 6:39 PM

    He is too fragile, his age.

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  15. Thister6/26/2005 9:08 PM

    Oh, indeed. That flaxseed must be doing a number on his system.

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  16. Anonymous6/26/2005 10:21 PM

    The Pope vanished.

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  17. Anonymous6/27/2005 12:44 AM

    Yes, I have flushed him down the toilet.

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  18. Anonymous6/27/2005 4:46 AM

    Was it flax seed of hemp seed. Sometimes I accidentally use hemp seed.

    Damned If I Know

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  19. Anonymous6/27/2005 1:30 PM

    We can do without him.

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  20. Anonymous6/27/2005 5:08 PM

    Non habemus papam.

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