Thursday, June 09, 2005

Concerning Office Design

When I first arrived at my new office, it was filled with a bunch of little statutes of saints with several rows of candles.

I’m sorry, but that’s not my style. I’ve never been a big fan of idols. Their grim little faces always disturb me. Besides, I’m going for more of a minimalist look. Statues of Mary and the apostles would just clutter everything.

Forgive me for a having a little style. I’ve learned a lot from the Home & Garden Network.
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13 comments:

  1. TLP6/09/2005 4:37 PM

    We need a stylin' Pope!

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  2. Amanda B.6/09/2005 5:59 PM

    You should exchange all the statues of popes with little Smurf and Troll doll figurines.

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  3. The Lazy Iguana6/09/2005 6:08 PM

    You should keep a plastic Jesus on the dashboard of your Escalade. Why? You can remove the head and it is a perfect place to hide some of that wine. You know, in case you get thirsty while driving. The cops will never find it.

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  4. Allen6/09/2005 6:27 PM

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  5. A Little Bar of Soap6/09/2005 7:06 PM

    allen makes a good point. Perhaps you should have some of those Hummel figures. God loves those. And don't forget to use Purell!

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  6. dAAve6/10/2005 1:40 AM

    Your Holiness

    Plants. Plants. Plants.
    Get plants. You can't go wrong.
    You may bless them and keep them.
    If they die, well, you know what to do.

    yours in service
    HP

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  7. BarbaraFromCalifornia6/10/2005 3:26 AM

    Not a big fan of idols, huh!

    You may want to consider a conversion one of these days. I have just the right religion for you!

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  8. Jamie Dawn6/10/2005 3:56 AM

    Ambience is everything. Aesthetics can never be overrated. Good for you!

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  9. Weary Hag6/10/2005 12:59 PM

    I say you just throw caution to the wind and get a pink flamingo for the front of the Vatican. And what's with the no-lawn look? Can't you get them to plant some grass seed out there? At least all the tourists would have a place to kick off their shoes and cool their tired tootsies. You could even put up a little round blow-up pool and sun yourself now and again. Think about it.

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  10. El Marpla6/16/2005 4:43 PM

    What about a change in your wardrove too?

    Queer eye for the Head of the Catholic Church guy

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  11. Anonymous4/04/2006 7:54 PM

    time to redecorate. It's been a year. Yeah baby...out with the old icons, in with the new
    p aints/saints. I've got leftover Saltzburg green,
    Tommy Hilfiger brown, Barry gold, Rome purple colors on my shelf of paints. And then there is the beautiful Rachel red. Should I send them?

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  12. Anonymous4/05/2006 1:07 AM

    The name is Raquel and the woman should sit in your office doing office casting calls. You should frame a picture of her. Out with the suckers. And if she decides to attend to your filing, let her. If she decides to sleep there, let her. Make the connection with an icon of integrity. She's your girl.. The initials are SW, seated second row.

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  13. Anonymous4/07/2006 10:42 PM

    correction...initials are RW as Raquel...she is Catholic, isn't she...if not convert her.

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