One of the most stressful parts of my job is when I’m supposed to speak for God. I have to make sure that what I’m saying is not only Biblically correct, but also grammatically correct.
This gets especially tough for me when I have to speak for God in Spanish. I can never remember the genders of the nouns. I need to get a pocket translator.
Isn't God speaking THROUGH you? I wouldn't think that He'd have a problem with noun genders.
ReplyDeleteYou have Radio Vaticana with all their translators at your disposition.Try their webpage, I read it daily.
ReplyDeleteYeah that noun agreement in Spanish is tough. Thats why I ended up taking Chinese to fulfill my requirement.
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pope, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteMe dun think you needa worry 'bout the grammer. You're message is in da stuff you says not in the weigh you say its.
ReplyDeleteI tell you all the time ou are too old and too fragile for the job!
ReplyDeleteMost Holy Father,
ReplyDeleteYou are not alone. I too have trouble speaking for the Almighty despite my attempts to do it on a daily basis.
Your Servant,
GodlessMom
can you tell my italian boyfriend to call me next time you're speaking from the window!?! perfavore! and you will only have to use the COMMAND form so no worries about noun genders.
ReplyDeletethank you!
You must speak for God, for God has no tongue.
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